And you thought you had a problem with computers?

PUSH PLAY BUTTON TO START



Here is some translation for the german impaired like me:

Was? What are you doing?
Common!
I want to play Unreal Tournament! GO!
Start the damn game!
Start the game, you son of a bitch. I WANT TO PLAY!
I won't say it again! Go!
Out of my way
(he throws the things on his desk away)
What is that? Oh my god, what happened? I want Unreal! I wanna play!
(He screams)
Instant Action!
Here we go
(He repeats it).
PLAY! You wanker! PLAY! Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading. If it is loading, then you always have to wait so long! I don't want to wait!
Think positive...just think positive! It will start in a moment! It starts!
(he laughs and repeats his words)
You son of a bitch! Eat that! I killed him! Go, go, eat this! Eat your smelting shit! You son of a bitch, I am going to kill you!
(He starts screaming again)
Oh, the escape-button is missing, where is he? Where is the escape-button?
I don't need help.
(Then he mumbles something that I can't understand!)
I will finish you off. I will just finish you off!