Linux Users Unite ...And Riot

The Linux and Unix Menagerie: Linux Users Unite ...And Riot: More Funny Fake News: "Until yesterday, protesters had kept a quiet, good-natured presence outside of the Microsoft's new office in downtown Seattle, handing out free CD's of computer software, and even giving cute little stuffed penguins-their mascot- to the children of passers-by. 'They're such NICE young men,' said 78 year old Mildred Matthews, walking her dog nearby. 'They would pet my dog, and we'd talk about Art Bell, Deep Space Nine and the X Files. I think they just got tired of being repressed and kept down by The Man,' said this great-grandmother when interviewed this morning."