Finally! Proof That 'G.I. Joe' Will Suck

Finally! Proof That 'G.I. Joe' Will Suck - Cinematical: "While G.I. Joe certainly isn't the first movie to use Slurpee straws as a marketing tool, when you take into consideration all the bad buzz that's been following the flick around for the past several months, it's almost as if Paramount handed this joke to us all on a silver platter."