Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Boobs! Coffee! Coffee and Boobs!

Boobs! Coffee! Coffee and Boobs!: "Just heard that Pierce County prosecutors have filed unlawful public exposure charges against the 19-year-old barista at Bikini Bottoms Espresso who was caught last year serving coffee in nothing but a thong and pasties. This is a big deal for two reasons. First, because, according to the News Tribune in Tacoma, this case represents 'the first time Pierce County prosecutors have leveled such a charge since some area espresso stand owners began requiring their baristas to show skin in addition to making drinks.' Second, because it gives me an excuse to show a whole bunch of pictures of scantily clad girls serving coffee while still arguably pursuing the craft of modern journalism. Awesome!"