Arab Man Brings Lion to Party: "— Just stick with weed and beer. it's all fun and games until one of your bros gets eaten alive because some dumb bastard brought a lion instead of Becks to the party. I don't know how many times I have seen this happen. Trust me if you want to be the life of the party stick with the old standbys: flaming 151 shooters, streaking and eating habeneros!"
