Tuesday, May 25, 2010
BP's Borrowing Costs Soar In Wake Of Oil Spill: "There was once this great Dilbert strip, about how Dilbert had lost a fortune from his 401k following the company's stock collapse. And naturally, he was pretty distraught about this until Dogbert informed him, in that great Dogbert way, that he'd been impersonating Dilbert and managing his investments for some time, putting Dilbert's money into tobacco, sweatshops and diamond mines. Dilbert, surprised, asks how he's doing, and Dogbert replies: 'It's mixed. You have a 36% rate of return but your soul will burn for eternity.'"
at 8:52 PM