Shaquille O'Neal, computer hacking mastermind?

Shaquille O'Neal, computer hacking mastermind?: "You heard it here second — Shaquille O'Neal is the mastermind of an illegal computer hacking ring that may be prosecuted like a mob case in the 1950s. Totally makes sense, and totally a credible lawsuit that will for sure result in a severe punishment for O'Neal. He's probably one of those 'Anonymous' guys on 4chan too."